Santa Naukar Se Bola: Jara Dekh To Suraj Nikala Hai Ya Nahin? Naukar: Bahar To Andhera Hai Santa: To Torch Jalakar Dekh Le Kamchor
Santa Markit Se Rikshe Par Ghar Aakar Rikshe Wale Se Bola: Kitne Paise? Rikshe Wala: 50 Rupaye Hue Sar Santa: Ye Lo 25 Rupaye Rikshe Wala: Ye Kya Hai? Santa: Abe Kambakht Tu Bhi To Saath Baith Ke Aaya Hai
Ek Kutta Banta Ki Kar Ke Niche Baitha Tha Banta Aaya Aur Uski Puch Khichta Hua Bola "Nikal Sale... Bada Aaya Mechanical Engineer!
Ek Ladki Class Mein Gana Ga Rahi Thi,'O Zara-Zara Touch me, Touch me, Touch me...' Tabhi Pappu Utha Aur Ladki Ko Chhu Liya, Aur Bola, "Himmat Hai To Aage Ga...!"
Pappu Papa se Bola: Papa shadi ke liye kitne paise chukane padte hai? Papa: Pata nahi. main to abhi tak chuka raha hu.
1 Ladki Fasi Laga Rahi Thi, Pappu Ne Khidki Se Dekha, Socho Pappu Kya Bola Hoga…?? Sirf Latkne Se Height Nai Badhegi, Mummy Ko Bolo Complain Pilaye